“Play with your quiet blocks this morning, darlings, mommy’s got a hangover.”

Why not skip the entitled male bullshit and just grab her by the pussy?

The answer to that in any media outlet is: whenever they stop drawing ratings/readers. You can quit reading them.

Kill your TV.

Ugh. That pun’s so bad I started shooting heroin.

That’s because the majority of people, in my experience, that point this out are whiners. I’m not saying you are, because you’re right. Distractions decrease productivity. Unless you define your productivity to include distractions that you already know are going to come and you already know are going to distract you…

As opposed to what? Spherical pancakes?

This is not an easy way to make bechamel, it is the way to make bechamel.

Scotch isn’t Whiskey either. I think what you got there is bias, not information.

“Financially it makes more sense to target higher interest rates.”

Is it just me or is “entrepreneur in residence” about the most pompous corporate title ever devised? Is that compensation for the six foot square cube in the hallway?

“Innocent until proven guilty” refers solely to the laws under which the rapists are charged. It does not necessarily inform school policy on suspending athletes who have been determined by the school’s process to have raped someone. Rape is no more complicated than any crime to investigate. That is simply a…

Been a Wells Fargo customer since they ate my other bank 20 years ago or whatever it was. I haven’t had any problems with them. I’ve had several incidents of stolen cards, they’ve never even hesitated to give my money right back.

“We have apparently decided that the best course of action is to allow the person we are installing into the world’s most powerful position to have bald conflicts of interest that would disqualify anyone from working at a local newspaper.”

Rice is all starch with the exception of a tiny bit of bran if you use whole grain, so which is the excess?

You hit the polygraph nail on the head: it is an interrogation tool. It works on those who believe it works by eliciting a confession because they think there’s no point in lying. As far as the objective science of detection of deception, they are insanely easy to beat if you are informed.

The temptation to ghost is strongest when you know that the “we’re just not a good fit” message and every subsequent answer will be met with “but why?!” as a way to keep you engaged. At some point you have to just cut it off.

You’re apparently unfamiliar with the concept of not giving a shit. I’m not insisting on anything. Pretty sure the japanese guy already thinks of me as a boorish hairy monkey. It describes me pretty well, actually. But, back to my original premise, I don’t give a shit.

That statement is devoid of any real meaning.

If you’re japanese or give a shit. For the rest of us, a simple bow will do.