This is true of city dwellers, not rural folk.

Moose only has two natural predators in the wild, big felines and big canines. Felines will target the weak, infirm, and young as they are solitary predators. Canines hunt in packs and will go for an adult if the opportunity arises. As far as Bullwinkle is concerned your dog is his ancient enemy the wolf. You can…

Are fanny packs okay again? I’m waiting for the day with great anticipation...I love my fanny packs but the shame of wearing them is too much.

Moose get a bad rap. Moose are not naturally aggressive except in certain circumstances. They are very large and very deadly though and will attack when provoked. Moose procedures:

Ali Wong?

The butter tip was worth the price of admission.

Had to do the heimlich on my 9 year old daughter many years ago. Scared the living shit out of everyone in the room.

Cornish miners are unimpressed and think you might be a couple hundred years behind the times.

This is very good advice. There’s no substitute for knowing your limits, though. I get four drinks because I’m big, but only if I’m not driving. Only two if I’m driving. Every drink past four inches me towards the cliff and I don’t always know exactly where the edge is. Having been powerless in the past to prevent…

Senior week? This oughtta be good :) Who’s the most senior among you? 30? 35? How many AARP members you got on staff there?

Yes, thank you. Only in the US is anyone freaking out about a nipple.

The Gestapo making sure you know who’s in charge.

Yeah, or they could have used rubber guns for this excercise if it wasn’t about penis length as much as anything else. What idiot thought it was a good idea to point real guns at real people in a “training?”

If you can’t be trusted to follow the protocol each and every time you handle a weapon, please don’t handle a weapon.

Proof that cops get about one tenth the training they really need. Aside from the whole not knowing his gun was ready to fire stupidity, it’s SIMULATED gun violence. Why did you feel the need to pull the trigger. Negligent homicide. Manslaughter at the very least. Of course the result will be “whoopsy, we’ll give our…

Strange sports.

It’s an emulsion!

How about we don’t put ANY sugar in there at all?

The ropes seem like an unnecessary innovation. Why not hold weights and wave your arms?

ATTENTION EVERYONE, NEW RULE!