Can’t do any fucking thing you want with that white male privilege, eh Clint? I shouldn’t be so completely shocked when I see this kind of nonsense, but I still am. While crying about his diminishing white male comfort, he uses a female body part to describe what he obviously thinks is the worst thing to be.

It take me three or four minutes to get my Dr. Martens off.

Or you could make paneer at home with milk and lemon juice and do the same thing.

So there’s thing called an adverb. It modifies and describes a verb in the same fashion as an adjective does a noun. So the phrase “mildly appalling” would indicate low on a scale of appalling. The top of that scale is pretty much “appalling” although you could react to a gang rape scene, for instance, but saying it’s…

“crushingly puerile” and “nonsensical” film filled with “mildly appalling sexism.”

I can’t excited about this. Those vehicles are for heavy loads, and just like the guys said, every customer is different. Where I might get 19 mpg with just me in the truck and no load, I might also get 4 mpg fully loaded pulling a heavy trailer up Tioga pass in Yosemite. I know this going in. I know I’m going to take…

273 over 20 years = 14 annually. For comparison, 51 people per year are struck by lightning in the US. The industry stats say 20,335,000 cruise passengers annually. This makes the odds of any individual disappearing about .00000067% or one in 1,452,500.* However, this data is from 2015 and we can assume that…

That sound you hear is a lot of babies being thrown out with bathwater. There is a middle ground somewhere between Disney as anathema and you as a parent allowing your child to get obsessed with any one thing (Disney, Pixar movies, TV, Video games.) Also, if you have any pets, your child will learn about death pretty…

You know as well as I do those veggie mcnuggets are for hippies to feed their kids and pretend it’s food.

Thank you. That was much better than my vitriolic rant :)

Yeah, see, that’s totally an insecure meat eater’s perception, that the vegetarian is pretending. The truth is that you can’t make corn, beans, and quinoa into anything but a patty if you want to grill them and put them on a bun. Do you object to things like egg fu yung because it’s a patty PRETENDING!

You have no clue what you’re talking about. Whether or not officers are subject to being tased or shot or whatever a) differs from agency to agency and b) is voluntary. Your employer cannot require you to be tased.

I have significant experience, both personal and professional, with cops. One thing about a cop: they don’t need training for anything. They know it all. If it’s hard, they bitch about it being hard, joke and text during the training and then do whatever the hell they want. They love new toys. You can see videos all…

You pizza and mcnugget generation children shut the fuck up. Adults are talking about adult tastes here. There’s a million places for you to get dead cow, kindly let us compare notes without you shouting down the conversation with your insecurity.

“D’ye lake dags?”

Oh, wrong movie?

Munchhausen Syndrome is where someone constantly makes up illnesses but goes the extra mile doing things like deliberately injuring themselves to get attention from people. Munchhausen by proxy is where the person with Munchhausen does not target themselves but another person, often abusing them (typically defenseless…

Who put you in charge of sex metaphors? I bet you’re really young and haven’t figured out that all of these terms have been in common usage for a couple hundred years. My daughter thought her generation invented the word “cool.”

Are you saying there are people that don’t like nuts without pizza stuff on them? I find that implausible. Might be why I’m fat.

Make sure when you visit with the potential roommate and ask all these questions you’re wearing high water pants, taped glasses, and a bow tie, and have a boilerplate roommate agreement in your briefcase to go over in case they get all eleven questions right.

No, I wouldn’t use it. It’s not ready yet. Neither is Google’s.