“Oneitis” already has a name and some good research although it’s not ready for the DSM yet.

Cue the John Goodman “Position of Fuck You” soliloquy clip.

Okay like the board of directors fired the idiot for bigotry? Or more like fired him to try to back pedal away from something they were fine with when it was said? To me the first says “we like gays and we don’t like bigots” and the second says “we still don’t like gays but we’ll pretend like we do because son of a…

Two things:

Don’t know how I missed that, but Barilla’s now on my Chik-fil-a No Fly list.

This is such a fabulous idea, I wish they’d make something like this more RPGish. By that I mean not based on a cartoon I guess. I just can’t get excited about another attempt by the fine folks at Pokemon to get their hands back in my pockets now my grandchildren are past that phase.

Regular people with formerly or currently obsessed kids say “pokey-mahn.” I don’t know what the nerd-certified received pronunciation is.

“Bring me my brown pants!”

Oh. I thought you meant like a hand grenade. Find the pin, pull it, and watch the explosion. Being large and imposing, it’s one of my favorite ways to deal with idiots.

“...but then, they’ve also said that Clefairy, a digital creature that does not actually exist, is somehow a ‘sodomite.’ Okay then.”

Praise day at evening, a wife after she’s dead,
a weapon when tried, a maid when married,
ice after it’s crossed, and ale after it is drunk.

Is that a real Pokemon? Jesus.

I’m with you. There’s too much magical thinking in cooking. What’s the science behind this alleged “more tender” whatever when it’s cooked in salt?

You know, the majority of Facebook users really don’t give a shit about this. It’s the people that have something to hide.

[citation needed]

To be a know it all. Everyone who makes bread knows you can develop gluten by kneading or by waiting. The only difference in the process is throwing the dough in the fridge for 1-2 weeks instead of kneading. Ingredients and end result are the same.

Everyone knows you pee on it.

Not Christianity! God! The Looooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrd! Everything good comes from god. Everything bad comes from the devil. You can see how that world viewpoint could make the struggle against reality easier.

I just got back from lunch. My fortune cookie said, “you will soon witness a miracle.”

Political.