That’s what I want, to be eaten by bears, but my kids don’t think much of the idea. Unless I happen to be in the right place at the right time I won’t care anyway I guess.

It doesn’t have to protect the game indefinitely, just long enough for it to go down to $10.95 on Steam. Then honest people like myself will buy it. If honest people buy it when it comes out, they are paying for their copy, and five extra ones for hackers. A strangely sustained unsustainable model.

Well played.

I don’t care for Beyonce’s music (nor any of the artist featured during the Superbowl halftime)...that’s not really a surprise coming from an old guy who still goes in the pit at punk shows...but I can’t deny her talent and applaud her strong viewpoints on race and gender. Strong women kick ass no matter what shade…

That you need life insurance when you’re older is marketing bullshit. All those commercials have the anxious old person talking about who will pay your debts when you die. Guess what, your estate is liable for your debt, but your heirs are not. If you die insolvent you die insolvent and the creditors eat it. They…

Go sell your crap somewhere else. That last sentence sums up your profession: you have to couch everything in obfuscating terms so people don’t realize the transaction is really they pay so much a month so when they die the insurance company can use one of a hundred loopholes in the policy to refuse to pay. I bet you…

Government pension :)

This is a cruel, horrifying joke.

“You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole.” - The Dude

Week before. If you’re lucky.

Picky eater.

I get all my political knowledge from watching The Good Wife.

Shitty realtors are the only kind I’ve ever known. I don’t think that means all realtors are shitty, but the industry has certainly earned some contempt from me. I probably should have mentioned that my experiences, with the exception of selling a home a few years ago, were pre-2008.

Why do you say you have full blown imposter syndrome?

Welcome to the internet, sir. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

I’m sorry, it’s been too long for me to remember the specifics, but the changes are usually in fees, doc fees, handling fees, courier fees. What they do in the closing is make you sign so many individual documents one after the other that you get confused. Keep all the documentation you had before and check each item…

Talk about your first sexual experience?

Let me count the ways:

I hope that “I only spent one night in jail wearing a unitard” will be the title of your memoir. I would buy that book sight unseen.

If you watch that GIF for a while all you can see is the girl in the background going “Yow, yow, yow, yow...”