The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

I haven’t read this person’s book but to me the slow internet thing seems like a deliberate attack. I know it’s some sort of confirmation bias...it only seems like the universe conspired against me just when I was intent on doing something. Of course, when I sit down at a computer and use the internet I am always…

I am frequently amused by folks like you cruising down the road screaming and gesticulating for no reason that’s apparent.

“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.” - Evelyn Waugh

For your viewing pleasure, I give you the Most Inscrutable Billboard in America. Those who travel I15 frequently are familiar with this installation in Beaver, UT. Linguists have yet to decipher it.

So you’re saying making more money can drive you into a higher tax bracket?!

The winner of the boner bowl is without a doubt Unchained Melody released in 1955. Us Baby Boomers were having junior high dances for decades before your shitty ‘80s music crapped it all up. I mean that in the nicest possible way, but the Righteous Brothers, Elvis, Richie Valens, their boner scores have got to be way…

All day long I deal with people that have the conviction that communication should only take place one certain way. All those people expect ME to remember their communication preferences. They’re all so certain the Universe agrees with them that they feel entitled to be snotty about their choice being the only and…

Quantitative Easing was the program where the Federal Reserve created money and used it to buy the toxic assets from the big banks that were instrumental in the 2008 crash. To the tune of $85 Billion per month. Since the Fed lowered rates to zero, they could not lower them any more to keep American capitalists at the…

This year I realized two alarming things: first, I’m downwardly mobile. I have a good job and I make decent money and if things keep going the way they’re going, I’m going to be poor soon. Second, this is largely due to health care costs. I’m aging, my wife is retired, and medical costs go up every year because of it.…

Personally, I’d like to see an exposee about how Kohl’s works their pricing, “sales”, Kohl’s cash and all of that. My wife comes home from Kohl’s telling me she saved $800 by spending $75. It sounds good but I know there’s a gimmick in there somewhere.

Can’t agree more. Bought a Marshal amp not long ago, didn’t get the extended warranty. When it broke the second time I played through it I went back to the place of purchase and they gave me the address and phone number of the Marshal repair facility and said they were probably six months out. I was welcome to leave…

If you say so.

Some serious deep dicking.

Here’s my process...I guess it checks out with the article: Take out money, place on bar, sit there smiling, make eye contact with the bartender while still smiling, if the bartender says “I’ll be right with you” I say “thanks, no hurry”, know what I want when I’m asked, tip $5 or so on the first drink to show I want…

If you shit and then spray mint and lavender then it smells like shit and mint and lavender. Just plain shit smells better.

Yes, of course, but they don’t tell you about that clause in the contract when you sign up.

Makes sense. Marriage is simply trading happiness for sex, right?