A Guy With Two First Names bar held a similar party. Not as much media coverage. Go figure.

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.

Because 'Murrica. Need to keep our breakfast as un-furrin' as possible.

This is racist

I love your writing but since you hate on one of my favorite shows I'll just point out that all the music you put in your funbag is terrible. So we're even.

Suggested syndication re-titles:

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Best twitter account out there. I laugh every time.

As a keeper myself, I can attest to the fact that it is very hard to keep a clean sheet when you have an enormous boner.

I have a serious question. What is the deal with dudes and pooping, like why is it so difficult for them? Why does it take them so long to do it? In an episode of Louie he says he is always 48 hours away from diarrhea. WTF? In tv and movies when a man goes to take a poop it is always portrayed as this intense…

Your mom is just one big college blob.

Ball Durham

What, this doesn't creep you out at all?

when asked if he could go back and change one thing about that day, it was an easy choice.

This sort of worthless, petty post is pretty tiresome. Deadspin should realize there is a huge overlap between people who read both and appreciate both sites.

That bear's mom drank :(

Hey gurl, if you wanna hang out...

I can only name like six. I feel like Sarah Palin taking a geography quiz.