Javaris Crittenton remains on the highest plane of intensity.

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

+1 uncomfortable silence

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

“I’m sorry you are offended by misinterpreting my actions” is up there with “sorry not sorry” and no apology whatsoever as the best ways to show that you have learned absolutely nothing from your actions.

Username checks out. Nothing more on brand for a Baltimore fan than a senseless hatred of all things Washington sports related (except the Caps, maybe), and the need to insert that hatred into a story that is a lot more consequential than whatever weird complex fuels that pointless hate.

The Astros will quietly say “the punishment will be handled internally and we have no more comment on the matter” in the middle of the offseason and that will be the end of it until this dude becomes GM of the Mets or some shit and has a teary press conference about learning from his mistakes, how he’s a proud father…

“I am a progressive and charitable member of the community” - Harvey Weinstein Jeffrey Epstein Brandon Taubman

I would root for ass cancer before the Nats, but this is.... depressing. Them’s the consequences of hiring an abuser.

It’s all fun and games until Belichick finally says,

If he’s anything like me, he doesn’t like being hugged because the feelings of emotional and physical proximity are simply overwhelming for him and it becomes a sort of sensory overload when there’s firm contact with another human being.

The new color rush uniforms are weird

This defensive play is probably the defensive play of the year and might have saved the Rays season. How was this not covered in this post?

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.