Sir, I dare you to come to my home and call me a roach and maggot in front of my ilk

Kenny is onto something, but I think Chargers seasons are less like peeing in your jeans and more like peeing in bed—that warm, feel-good moment before your brain slowly begins to wake up and recognize the pissy reality of the moment.

After Jim Harbaugh left the 49ers, Vic Fangio interviewed to replace him. They went with Jim Tomsula instead.

roaches

African Cup of Nations starts Friday

Aren’t these all Pacific Rim characters

Isn’t it Dustin Lynch?

Can’t wait for the Trevor Rosenthal Chris Davis clash

Looked him up right after the game

How do Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade make it to and from work without having recriminations constantly shouted at them? Monsters.

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Velveeta and farts. He’s human dickcheese.

Where’s my boy Alex Len????

Was anyone else struck by Fitzpatrick’s noodle arms?

No clearer indication of MAGA-ness than the name “Franklin Strum”

Kind of insane that--in the age of Trumps and Jim Jordans--my knee-jerk reaction is to see Papa’s statement and feel sympathy that he at least confirmed his (easily verifiable) controversial behavior.

this was good, honest journaling

Nah, it’ll be some Turkish club. He’ll coach Trabzonspor to Champions League Group State GLORY

In a surprise twist, it was Trevor Noah: