Mainly because those three aren’t representing the city of Boston or any number of unnamed municipalities in the general area.

So, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

 (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐☆-☆ / (⌐☆_☆)

yeah bitch, star and move on

I’m trying to think of the NBA MVP of Good Tasting Celery equivalent.

My friend keeps telling me Harden shouldn’t be MVP because it’s a team sport and flashy stats don’t matter. But my friend also defends celery as a good-tasting food. 

Goddamn, we got our asses kicked. Good game Clemson!

Nick Saban said the real championship is the memories that his team has formed along the way. 

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Do we need to be worried about “PICK SIX NATION”? What exactly is their agenda? Is their economy stable? Are they for, or against, NATO? They may be beyond diplomacy, I fear.

And the bricks keeps coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

Sorry, Browns legacy stayed in Cleveland per the settlement with the NFL. Modell’s stolen team started anew — Jamal Lewis did not break Jim Brown’s team rushing record, for example. Anything else is just wishful covfefe.

Since we’re that-guying, a) the exact quote was “he’s the best QB in the history of the Ravens,” not “the franchise,” and anyway b) they quite famously left their name, colors, and history on the side of the road as they peeled out of Cleveland:

[10 second sigh]

Chelsea has a reputation for very vocally bigoted fans. Not as bad as Lazio or some eastern European clubs, but definitely not a sterling rep.

Maloney told the Courier-Post he does not remember using the word at all, let alone directing it at Hamilton, but believes the accounts of witnesses who told him he said the word.

Air the whole clip, at least. He continued, “That’s why I’m proud of huffing paint thinner and things of that nature, because it’s only a habit, not an addiction.”

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

Ouch! Wait a minute...