Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

Somebody tell Foles to start tucking now, the weekend’s almost here.

Just like last season, Big Dick Nick rides in at a moment’s notice after Wentz fucks his body up, and takes over.

In 30 years I expect to be navigating a global ocean while looking for dirt and drinking my own pee.  That’s if I haven’t already been eaten by mega-sharks plying the new seas.

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

If people had three legs, you would need more fabric to make pants!

I don’t think that’ll happen as he probably won’t be allowed out for visits while in prison

And after 45 is gone, Melania will bail to be with a Middle Eastern billionaire. She’ll stay far away from any state events. 

Trump will never go to these state events when he’s no longer president. He’d rather be golfing.

KFC and cologne : (

Trump and Melania do not belong up there with the other presidents and their wives, it is viscerally upsetting for me to see his fat arrogant ass in that row. WTF has this world come to? excuse me while I vomit

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

I’m no Bush fan, not by a long shot, but two delightful observations: Historian Jon Meacham’s entire eulogy (GHWBush requested Meacham give the eulogy, and clearly entrusted him with this specific wordsmithing) was carefully crafted to shade Trump in every sentence. Never mentioning Trump by name, every word referred…

Oh well, based on how many former Presidents and First Ladies are still around, Michelle is going to have to get used to sitting next to the Trumps at these events. On the other hand, based on how unhealthy Trump clearly is (despite his “healthiest Prez ever! prognosis), maybe Michelle won’t have too many more…

TPUSA are the diaper kids, right?

It’s not a thing, their tiny mouths just look like that.

I like to imagine Snyder praying, asking God, “What did I do to deserve this?” and God replying, “You mean this week? Or long-term?”

thats the shart of the deal

Fuhhh.... too many bbers too many years