Garoppolo had a game-and-a-half of starting experience. There was no “universal” opinion of him as a top-10 starter, just potential and lots of hype.

(Pats fan here.) I’m trying to imagine this story coming out against another team, ANY other team in any sport, and asking myself if I’d find it interesting. Hmmm, nope. I would not.

Sounds like Blake finally quit drinking. Good on ya, Bortles & James.

During the Steelers/Bengals assault-fest from last Monday, Gruden said something like “I’ve been around this league for a long time, and you can’t get any better than Marvin Lewis, Sean.”

Fairly certain you can, Jon. Fairly certain you can.

Ugly and gross, just like every time these two play.

Not so much “spilled” as “forgot about and then exploded everywhere” - but, in college, I had a hankering for chocolate milk while driving, decided (after drinking half) it was gross, and put the bottle under my seat. At least a few weeks later, while driving (I was a pizza guy), I heard what sounded like a shotgun…

His best course of action is to retire after the season and live the life he’s earned: unlimited time with his toy trains, conductor’s hat, and hourly snack breaks of mashed potatoes with mayonnaise.

Giving snaps to Webb isn’t a terrible idea, but since he’s almost certainly not going to be as good as Manning...

Is that really a foregone conclusion? Sometimes the jolt of a new face under center is enough to spark an offense and bring out a new dynamic. Doubly so when the “old face” under center (and ostensible…

On another tack, it’s still pretty incredible to me that for any given Thursday night game, a potential viewer doesn’t automatically know without looking it up what channel it’s going to be on, or if it’s going to be broadcast over-the-air at all.

This is a good point. The mix of broadcast/non-broadcast,…

FOG=3 letters
Take the alphabet and configure the letters to numbers
take F(6)+ O(15)+G(7) =28

Julio...you son of a bitch.

“smdh”

Link plz. Not because I don’t believe you, but because I have an immense appreciation for PDS.

“Good Grief” is a great song, as is that whole first album. Unapologetic, kinda lo-fi, bashin’ drums, nonsense lyrics, layers of power chords, unusually enjoyable melodies. That record takes me back to being 16 like no other.

Then...it fell off a cliff. I was initially intrigued by the second album but it didn’t hold…

I knew the answer.

David Cross was a dick to me 10 years ago, too, but not in a racist way —more in a “I’m far too important to talk to you at this public event” kind of way.

Jerry Sandusky jokes are fuckin’ sweet, too. Fuck ALL Y’ALL with your consciences.

*massive jerk-off motion*

How did the cops resolve the situation of you not having 7 cents? Please tell me they laughed in the customer’s face.