Same. I live here, and I remember saying “you guys will be in contention for years” to a lot of heartbroken folks. I meant it at the time...

His voice gets louder sometimes, but he never really seems excited.

That’s such a perfect description. It’s true. I think of “DIGGS. SIDELINE. TOUCHDOWN” and “toss to White...he’s IN. PATRIOTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. BRADY HAS HIS FIFTH.” Robotic indeed.

He’s got a voice like hardened gravy, and increasing in volume is all…

A lot of the bands that started in the 60s were horrendous by the 80s, some half-trying to “get with the times” (regrettably, like Tull) while others just washed up. I don’t doubt what you say. I’m not a big solo guy, and certainly not...a woodwind solo guy.

The genius of Tull is lost on these folks. To be fair, it’s lost on most folks.

Those songs were all written by outside writers. Aerosmith gave up writing their own music in the early 80s or some shit.

I like King Crimson, but I’m not even sure how they made it on the list. They have exactly zero “hits” as far as classic rock radio is concerned.

Looks like a trim Roethlisberger in that pic.

Pats fan here. I tune in for every game. Rah rah, and all that.

But I’m not ashamed or in any way conflicted to say that Tom Brady makes my skin crawl every time he speaks off the field. About anything. He is a platitude-spewing focus group dimwit with a smile. He’s a secular, more successful version of Russell Wilson.…

A better joke would be him saying "I'm a fat Richard Gere" over and over, then throwing himself off the stage onto an assembled field of whoopie cushions.

Tomlin: Juju, how do we get you more involved?
Juju: It’s time to STOP RUNNING!!!

RDU-90!!!

Dedicated to my in-laws.

To quote the millions of UGA fans whom I unwisely choose to live amongst: RUFF RUFF RUFF, WOOF WOOF WOOF, ARUUUU, WOOF WOOF!!!

More persons would be offended, but we systematically erased the vast majority of the group’s population, culture, and history — before turning said group into a dumbfuck caricature for the amusement (and profit!) of other dumbfucks.

This again? How many more times?

Stylist at the salon: What’ll it be today, guy worth $50,000,000,000?

If Julián’s presidential bid gains momentum, I can predict a future GOP talking point: “ZOMFG! Can we trust the presidency to a man with an identical twin? What if he decides to take a few weeks off, and lets Joaquin run the country? Make decisions? Set strategy? Sign legislation?! We’ll be none the wiser! It would be…

Also worth considering: Jimmy Graham has paper for hands and is a bad route runner.

Mama, put the coins on my eyes cuz I SHO’ don’t believe what I am seein’!