Well played.

Sure would be nice if most posters in the thread decided to find their penises and put them back on. Nothing wrong with saying a woman is acting like an idiot if that is actually the case.

You are really coming across as an advocate of women acting like petulant children and involving their ex-husbands in arguments occurring with their current partners.

Slavery joke. Have you heard the one about those dead babies?

First, I want to say badass post. I totally had this voice in my head and then you kept typing LOL in capital letters in a way that made me actually laugh out loud. LOL. Seriously though, your post is spot on. Also, it made me laugh. From when the commenting system was worth a shit, I give you a

This link tells us that well over 70 million subscribers to traditional cable and satellite services in the US alone are alive and well. Your "Nobody watches TV anymore" argument has been destroyed and the rest of your posts sound like fanboy drivel. Sony makes a nice console, but you don't have to defend PS4 like it…

What are you, some kind of hipster sports fan who is too cool to give a fuck about the teams you cheer for? Kind of a weird thing to take to a board.

Interesting. I was just sending a hearty "Fuck You" your way and had little to no interest in what religion you practice or how "frothy" it is.

Preaches tolerance while calling others names. Surely there is a meme in this.

Maybe, but I am trying to figure out how who fucks who is relevant to sports.

As a white guy who gives not one care who plays games and doesn't harass anyone about anything ever, fuck you.

I'll take "Colors that Rhyme with Urple" Alex.

The best surveillance devices can't be turned off. Which is why your Mom makes an excellent spy toy. See what I did there? Now we are both making jokes!

Grats, you're that guy.

Thai curry is best curry. How do you feel about thai green curry?

There have always been pussies and helicopter parents. I am sure football will survive regardless of what sport your generation decides is safe enough for your kids to play.

Grantland knows how to deal with dry material, that is for sure.

The only way Ohio State is going to play anyone worth a damn all season is to get into this game. Am I wrong in assuming that Ohio State has some control over its non-conference scheduling. If yes, then maybe they put some modern powerhouses on its schedule. Playing a mediocre SEC team would go a long way towards…

How in the fuck are the kids supposed to study though, smart guy? You don't really expect them to play the games in December when the kids are out of school for the whole month anyhow, do you? Who decides shit through competition, anyhow? What is the deal with airline food?

Hey now!