Perfect tweet. I felt pride, happiness and sadness reading it. Oh what could have been. sigh.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Hillary.

But my emails.

You are.

What is Tooti Loman’s hot take on this?

You don’t have to like someone to feel bad for them when something like this happens, especially when they had no say in any of it.

I would argue that reporting on this is a further violation of Perry, whether she was or was not a victim of Luke’s. It doesn’t feel like she had any agency in this breaking and that’s gross even if she’s a public figure I’m not particularly interested in

This is the second or third story I’ve read this week about people being hospitalized over avocados.

The next day, Paul used his lawnmower to blow leaves onto Boucher’s yard and then made another branch pile in the same spot, it said.

That poor woman’s towels.

I just wanted to let you know that this made me do an actual spit take at my desk:

I proposed to my wife after a month, she moved in two weeks later, we got married after 13 months of engagement and have been married 11 years this month. No couple’s timing is the same as anyone else’s.

If it’s true, congrats! May it bring more joy into the world.

Right? I’ve been thinking the same fucking thing on loop since I heard of his passing. It’s utter bullshit. You know when someone is the real deal when you don’t know them and learning of their death is like hearing a sibling died.

For now anyway. We’ll see if it sticks (his resolve to prove it like this, that is. His grudge isn’t going away anytime soon).

I wish I still had your adorable naivete. Your office mates be fuckin’. You might not know. But there’s some fucking going down.

“eat pasta, cookies, and lose weight.”

The point I’m trying to make is that Trump will only grant a pardon to someone who needs one if someone like Kim K asks for it. It’s more to illustrate how absurd that bar is, not meant to minimize the work that advocates and lawyers do every day to work on repairing the system.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?