Chris Hemsworth!!

Seriously though. Fuck off, Katy Perry. Also I just tried to find a picture of Katy’s wedding dress (from her wedding to Russell Brand, just for some comparison)and there are zero pictures of it online. Must be nice to have had a top secret wedding and no one judging your fashion choices!

I changed mine when we got married but sometimes wish I’d kept my maiden name, but I do like having bus names at other times. I probably would have taken a lot of crap for keeping mine.

Was the heart attack for real or just to stir up drama/sympathy??

Idk! I didn’t make it but I checked her Instagram and that’s where the photo is from.

Aidy Bryant looks ah-maaaazing! Love love love that the shoes match her bouquet!

I’m just going to leave this here.

Brad Pitt in a cowboy hat is really doing it for me.

Or .... you pick your friend/ex as a sperm donor then fall back in love and live happily ever after?

Nope, it’s a FUN FACT

According to Kris Jenner’s insta, it’s a family name! Maybe also a tad bit petty?

Take away the claw and the rat tail and his little face really is cute!

Raccoons get a pass because they’re cute, but most of them are mean! They guard a dumpster near my office, and I won’t even get close to it if they’re nearby.

LOL that’s an accurate and creepy description! I really despise opossums, and they’re all over the place in my parts. But I’ve never seen a pregnant one or babies! Baby opossums *might* even be cute.

Yay thanks!

I got really excited to share a meme, only to realize it’s of an opossum. I’m going to share it with you anyways 😄

There was a blind item on Monday, supposedly about Blac Chyna (see attached) and now TMZ dropped this? Verrryyy interesting

This just keeps getting worse! 🤢

Right? Like lip injections? Do those leak? Aghhhhhhh all of it sounds terrible.