Honestly, mostly I’m shocked he aimed so low. I would have expected something more “glamorous” than franchisee or event planner.

Nope, we aren’t all wondering that. I’ve heard it as a rumor but I think it’s far more likely that either a) she had some plastic surgery done or b) her routine surgery was actually related to a serious illness.

Ha! I used to joke that I graduated from the Mariah Carey School of Dance, where you stand and move your arms while your agile friends dance around you.

I mean, I guess it counts as shade, but it seems light hearted and funny and doesn’t hurt anyone. I have zero issue with her Instagram post, and I’m trying to understand if anyone else would and why.

I have renamed my steel toe boots “The Straight Unvarnished Truth.” Could we arrange a test of your theory? With proper control subjects of course. They can be regular toe boots.

Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.

I’m more surprised by the fact that the Madden brothers seem to be really decent husbands. Would not have predicted that.

Who knew that such a beautiful love story with Scott Disick would end this way? I am totally, totally shocked.

That is 100% him tweeting as her though. I am dying on this hill.

Not just celebs, just people period. My husband, whom I love and adore and also comes from an upper middle-class background, says he wants to get away and buy a farm when he gets tired of the city life and its stresses. I have to remind him that he doesn’t even like mowing our backyard and picking up after our dogs,…

Go Rihanna! Break those hearts, it’s good for ‘em.

This is an excellent and slightly bananas comment.

SHRIMP COCKTAIL ALSO GOOD

upsetting to me personally, but i will thrive in spite of this fact!!

This guy is a malignant narcissist in a narcissistic rage. Do I believe him capable of making this shit up because he’d rather burn down the whole fucking city than feel butthurt over being dragged for keeping his wife’s heirloom? Hell, yes.

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe

Hmm, I not inclined to believe a person who would keep a priceless heirloom of their spouses deceased father because it was a ‘gift’

I absolutely read, “I’ve been fighting with him about this for days, but I can’t tell any of you that until we shoot that fucking special.”

So, her statement translates to “Shit. He’s the guy who won, and I can’t say anything bad about the dude who I’m supposed to live happily ever after with. At least until the show is over.”

RPattz has aged like a fine ass wine. I’m still mad that him and FKA Twigs broke up.