carrying a cardboard cutout of Becca’s ex Arie

I want to hear the song but I can’t put it on at work right now.. But I am curious to know if there is a subset of people that this song applies to. What if you are a girl that gets a little courage to act on certain desires with wine and/or weed? Not for attention or for the male gaze, but in private? I had a secret…

It’s like no one ever told him how bad an idea it is to try and turf out your own party’s incumbent senator unless the entire party is knocking down your door to do so.

His reaction is the political equivalent of walking into the wrong restroom. Poor stunned little bird that he is.

He will be missed for his unflagging support of the metric system.

he proposed on christmas day, so i didn’t feel like i even needed to worry about the laws. SUCKS TO SUCK, EX!

when my ex called off our wedding, i kept the ring. he was at least smart enough to not ask for it back. and i sold it for twice as much as he paid for it.

That definitely sounds like something that might be glossed over for the sake of “teen audience appeal,” considering how eager fans were to embrace Snape as a Good Guy. Speaking of which, he had more than a little bit of Nice Guy Syndrome going on, eh? Ironically, of course, since he wasn’t ever actually “nice,” but…

God, I just read the thread about his passing and we all thought that was the worst 2016 could do.

That scene where Emma Thompson goes to her room to compose herself is the most well-acted, heartbreaking scene in the entire movie.

Oh really?! Why don’t you ask Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually about him letting people down!

He totally was one of the best parts in the whole of Harry Potter. Before the last book had even come out, I knew that Snape would have to be good in the end because there was no way Alan Rickman would let us down like that.

ya know what, aimée? i’m going to agree, and you know why? because neville, no matter what house he was in, was pure hufflepuff.

Strongly disagree. Neville was where he belonged. He was in every big fight even though he was terrified which is the definition of courage.

I feel like, on top of everything, this guy really doesn’t understand how TV and branding work. I mean, sure, the Gaineses have their name and the Magnolia brand on a lot of things, but do we really think that they’re hands-on running all of these things? I always thought of them more as developers who, once they get…

Okay, I’ll be that person. Neville Longbottom was a Gryffindor, not a Hufflepuff.

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

That E type drop head the Duke and Duchess drove away in is a drop dead beautiful car.

It’s awful when our pets die, but it seems more tragic when they die young. Sorry to all who are grieving tonight, but glad Beemo lived her last months with kind hearts and hands. Sob.

The Great George Carlin: “The day you get a dog begins the countdown to sorrow.”

“Oh yes I feel so much more comfortable and at ease after you smacked your lips at me like I was a papaya,” said NO WOMAN EVER.