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It’s the size thing that gets me! I live in fear that I didn’t get all the tags and stickers off a pair of pants, and that I go around advertising exactly how fat my ass really is. I swear, pants from Costco have like 5 tags and stickers on them. Is this really necessary?

I think tag embarrassment often has more to do with one’s clothing size being visible, as well as the price one paid for the garment. Neither of these data points actually matter, but man am I afraid of inviting judgment for one or both.

My grandmother used to make her children’s clothes. This was back when fabric was inexpensive enough that making clothes was less expensive than buying clothes. According to her, the school children would check the tags in each other’s clothes at recess to see who were the “haves” who could afford store bought

#correction— Davidson has Borderline Personality Disorder, that’s what the “bpd” stands for.

Just because someone has a mental illness does not mean they can’t be happy

There’s still Tom Hanks and John Oliver on the good side, at least for now...

This is seriously one of the grossest things I’ve ever heard.

a decent apology but I’m still a little...

I should not be surprised that Chrissy and John Legend have a beautiful daughter, because they are both exceptionally attractive people, but Luna is too cute to be believed.

They have their own vase tucked in there already.

I think the flowers are objectively very pretty and I like that it isn’t a typical flower arrangement. I’m sure if Chrissy Teigen wants a bunch of mixed flowers in a vase, she could have them delivered to her house any day of the week (much like I go to Trader Joe’s

TBH that flower ball is ridiculous and I’d obviously never spend money on such a thing, but it’s also beautiful and I would like to receive one as a gift (HINT HINT HINT COMMENTERS).

I think she’s grown up a lot since the Manchester bombings and her reply was spot on and yet still respectful to the OP and to women in general. I gotta say I like her a lot more now.

ariana grande seems like a class act tbh.

The one where the monstress insists she get the sexy bra was hilarious.

I love Big Mouth, it is so damn funny. Just don’t watch it with your kids, or your parents.

pete has a deathly hallows tattoo - he can do anything!

The choices of someone who married Russell Brand are instantly suspect. Whether those choices be fashion or otherwise.

> “I’m never not going to tell the truth!”

The tacked on ‘Croissants!’ is everything I need today.