dress looks very pretty and comfortable

Blac Chyna is apparently pregnant again and should also consider getting a new rep.

I can totally see Judd as Eowyn, BTW. She even looks more elfin (or elven) than Liv Tyler.

I get it; the smoky eye joke didn’t have the best delivery. It lacked part of the snappiness and tempo that most roast/ insult comics utilize. There is still no chance in hell it was about someone’s looks.

re: your last part I feel REALLY pissed about this entire narrative because I fucking LOVE Ann Dowd and think she is foxy as HELL and I really hate the thought of her reading all of this and feeling like a piece of shit. It makes me so angry. ANN DOWD IS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

None of the jokes were about Sarah’s looks.

None of the jokes were about her looks. Anyone who says they were is projecting.

Was the joke about “her looks” the one comparing her to Aunt Lydia? Because I thought that joke had less to do with her actual appearance and more to do with her terrify persona and how she’s complicit in other women’s oppression.

But, also, Ann Dowd is really pretty? And comparing Sarah’s looks to Ann Dowd should not…

Oh god, I hate it when I agree with Wendy Williams.

While I’m not a fan of tweeting your good deeds because that’s self-centered as hell, fuckers should shut up and let the woman buy a kid an ice cream cone.

So none of these journalists demand an apology from Trump when he says seriously horrible things? Do you call him out he doesn’t have a sense of decency or purpose about his job?

Remember, people:

It’s almost like comedy is subjective or something.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Go to an actual piercing shop! That’s the most important thing.

Agreed with others about avoiding ear-piercing guns. Always pull the hole, never punch the hole. The best places to go are, actually, tattoo parlors in many cases.

After one month of my three-month fitness and nutrition program, which includes five sessions each of cardio and weightlifting every week and a 1640-calorie meal plan, I have lost a total of 8.5" from my body, including 4.25" from my waist, and I have reduced my body fat percentage by 11.9%.

I imagine John Legend and Chrissy Teigen genuinely like Kim and Kanye to some extent, but just hang out with and tolerate them because it’s always a fun story.

Eh rich people like throw parties for everything. It’s practically a job obligation for a reality star to throw a party for every little life milestone. However the non reality overly moneyed people do too just cuz they can. The problem arises when middle class (haha what’s that?) try to emulate this and then there’s…

I have never heard of anyone having multiple showers outside of celebrities. You get one. ONE. The optimist in me imagines that celebrities having multiple showers like this aren’t doing gift registries; it’s just more of a celebration.