I believe the bigger question is: what does Solange think?

We definitely need more people on this earth with the wit and kindness of her and John.

Chrissy Teigen: perpetual winner of the internet

Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.

If he says it’s Trump’s abortion out loud, he makes himself and Stormy open to the kind of liable that he is currently raining down on Trump.

Earlier that morning, her lady-in-waiting brought in a card: “To wife,” it read. “Birthday.”

“He doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!”

Jezebel’s tagline is literally “Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women.” Seems pretty in line with their typical coverage to focus on the celebrity angle here.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

The single best thing we did in our bathroom was to get a rainfall shower head with an adjustable arm so we could install it higher than the tap. The one that came with the apartment was only a few inches above head height (admittedly I’m on the tall side so that’s somewhat my fault); now, it’s fully 12-16” above my…

One of the highlights of my childhood was my dad surprising me with tickets for Double Dare Live. He got busted for speeding on the way to the arena and had to explain to the cop that I was crying because I thought we were going to miss the show. We somehow managed to get there in time. I couldn’t have been older than…

Wait... I turn the water on before I step into the bathtub, to make sure it’s water and not acid or tiny spiders. Is that not how everybody showers?

marC with a C! don’t let your fellow Olds down!

I had the idea the other day of opening a gym based off of all of our childhood competition shows. So you get to do the Double Dare obstacle course, or the Legend’s temple, or the Crag from GUTS as an exercise. It’s probably one of the better ideas I’ve had recently haha.

“The episode ends in a shocking act of violence followed by abrupt cuts to the chaos that follows: the men in the house, having witnessed a man punch Snooki in the face, express horror that anyone could treat a woman with such contempt. Their own contempt, gleefully articulated just an evening before, is left…

I wonder what this movie would look like if Aidy Bryant was the lead and Amy Schumer was the best friend. A lot more interesting I’d imagine.

I saw this over the weekend (Thank you, MoviePass!) and, like Trainwreck (with Bill Hader), she is outshined by her co-stars (most notably, Michelle Williams).

“I am passionately against discrimination of any kind, but I will vote for it if it means I get a tax break.” Shania Twain would really like my dad!

Except for Dunk-a-roos those still need to come back.

It’s a parody account combining Kim’s inanity with existential angst