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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoner Friend
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Because that’s what we should take from this 🙄

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Jesus. I gotta turn on my oscillating fan here at my office...

Objectify him? How sexist! But if you insist...

It’s like his belly button is the dial to crank up the hotness. And he’s turning it to 11.

Literally the only thing I remember about that movie is his hair.

Just... thank you.

Ashley Monroe has a new album today. You can listen to it here before you give her all of your money:

Yeah, if she needs a coach, my rates are quite reasonable.

she is just like one of us

Happy Friday, and Happy 4/20! It’s the let’s objectify Brad Pitt thread!

Amateur.

I tried a 6 month paid subscription on SA last year. I’d been doing combinations of Match, OKCupid, PoF, Eharmony, etc. for years with no real luck, so I gave it a try. It became apparent to me pretty quick that I didn’t want to spend the kind of money on allowances or gifts that women were asking for. Honestly I

So you’re telling me she’s queen of the shit- TeaParty?

“Sarah Palin has been a customer of our brand since 2016,”

Ask a generous and trusted female friend to let you read some of her dating app messages and you will quickly see that most men do virtually no emotional labor. That’s why women are talking about this.

Um, what relationship isn’t transactional? I’m only being partially flippant. Many a long-term pairing has a financial component. Shit, my relationship with my newborn is transactional. I provide food and comfort, and get snuggles and heart-stopping smiles in return.

She does hair and it’s a passion of hers. She also takes the girls out to lunch with other influential women in their community. Maybe as an adult, you can say you don’t think there should be value placed on things like hair and make-up, but girls who are growing up are still learning and experimenting with what

I have NO beef with this concept. We have a list of needs to be met, and we want someone to meet those needs. Knowing yourself well enough to define what that should look like is fine.