I generally don’t give a shit about celebrity marriages, but I think I’ll be genuinely sad if Chrissy Teigen and John Legend ever break up. Both of them seem so perfect, and perfect for each other.

Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…

Dollarita would be a beautiful name.

A close guy friend of mine explained to me that men are usually the last to know that their relationships are ending. Men in relationships tend to tune out their partners because guys figure women complain about everything anyway and most of that unhappiness gets worked out. So by the time the relationship is done,…

Love is still alive!!!!!! My OTP Jeffrey and Ina Garten are still going strong. Love is alive and living in a beautiful house in the Hamptons with a huge carton of heavy cream always in the fridge.

Consider me SHOOK. love is dead

*Tina Belcher Moan*

JFC GDI

Nooooooo!!!! I actually really liked Pretty Potato and his Super Hot Wife.

Oh no...

Noooooooooo!

I would get the silver if they were cheaper, I am only slightly ashamed to admit.

I would get the silver if they were cheaper, I am only slightly ashamed to admit.

I did a ride along with the ex a few times, because I wanted to see what his work was like. He was a public employee, too, so random people could do the same if they did the paperwork. I did it to be supportive and such. Not that he ever reciprocated . . . but that is another story.

Thank you for including it; the visual cracks me up. Though it does make me wonder if they have some weird codependency thing going on. Her showing up to his work all the time can be explained as wanting to feel like a big shot, but wanting him at SoulCycle with her? That’s just weird.

What is with wealthy women acting like decorating their home is some big accomplishment? Big deal, you decorated your own house the way you like it, that is not contributing to society or even worthwhile work. It’s self serving, your are just surrounding yourself with things you like - who cares!

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

I attended a law school graduation where - no shit - Jerry Springer was the speaker. There was some blow back in advance of his speech, as can be expected.

“Where’s my hubsies?”

The money picture: He’s obviously at his workplace, what is she doing there? Seriously, none of my family members hang around my workplace. The closest any of them have come is to wait for me in the lobby. It’s very strange for anyone to have family around while working.

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. Think about that.