Maybe Donnie Jr. is a dirty feet guy. There was that picture with his feet covering her feet. I am now going to go try and wash my brain.

Girl, do better. It’s easy. All you have to do is NOT bang Donnie Half Scoop. Everything will fall into place after that.

is she saying, she has Easter Egg into her pooper fetish?? I am not judging, just wondering.

If you had fucked Donnie Jr. why would you actually want anyone to know about it?

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

To me, he looks of an indeterminant age but soaked in evil.

I do not apologize.

Q. How did Courtney Love beat Coffeehouse security?

You know, I tried to predict what you were going to say after “It gets weirder!”, and I’m not sure I’d ever have gone there.

Same county where the affluenza teen scumbag got two years for killing 4 people and then trying to flee the country. Accidental voter fraud > killing 4 people

“I don’t think I’ll ever vote again. That’s being honest. I’ll never vote again.”

I do a lot of camping too, and one of the reasons it feels great is because you get to have a nice warm shower at the end of it. I spent a week at a cabin my bf’s family had on a lake, they just got a flush toilet, but none of the water was drinkable and there was no shower, so we bathed in the lake. I loved my week…

Free bleeding is better with indoor plumbing, gotta clean up and I’m not hand washing my bloody clothes in a stream.

I don’t usually comment on this site on account of being banned, but I just had to weigh in on this for those of us who prefer to shit indoors instead of in an outhouse. Also, indoor plumbing means tap water, ya numbnuts, which means beer.

Damn it, Dramatic Sex couldn’t go all the way!

I mean, people have had literally hundreds of thousands of years to come up with an alternative, and we didn’t. What we did do, though, was get various fun maladies like cholera and dysentery and giardia and a bunch of other wonderful ways to shit yourself to death.

Her commitment to that horrible hairstyle is almost admirable.

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women…

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

If this had happened in the U.K., the headlines would all be about “knicked knickers.”