hpstonerfriend
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoner Friend
hpstonerfriend

100 pounds in a year is only two pounds per week. I realize it’s hard to maintain even that level of weight loss consistently over a long period of time, but I don’t think starvation is the only way someone could pull that off. Being a picky eater in prison and having less access to snacks between meals can create a

That is EXACTLY the face I made reading that tidbit.

Girl, NO.

They didn’t want a baby, he just didn’t want to wrap it up.

An “insider” alleges that Aubrey O’Day and Donald Trump Jr. were trying to have a baby whilst carrying out their affair

Yep, ride or die for indoor plumbing!

HOW THE HELL DID BEES KNOCK OUT BIRTH CONTROL? That’s some bullshit right there.

Indoor plumbing.

I don’t see the problem. Then you’re down to only 7 unwanted children. Bees just keep solving problems!

Ok, hear me out, in the book (not the horrible movie) World War Z, dogs in particular were pretty pivotal in rescue missions, hunting, resource retrieval, etc. Even the tiny ones were used to get into tight spaces and do important shit. I maintain my little buddy will be incredibly helpful in these situations.

Never, but never, doubt the capacity of some busybody prudes to make ruining things for everybody their priority.

FRECKLES. Oh god, I’ve loved her for so, so long but now I’ve fallen even harder.

Wow, fuck you. This comment is totally inappropriate.

I mean - he did just get stabbed.

Guess who’s fine!

Corey, lose the “security”, lock your car doors.

My good friend had EB. He died a couple years ago but he lived to be in his 30's. Keeping him in his own apartment and living independently was really hard in terms of resources. The town we live in had fundraisers to pay his rent and bills so that he could live his life as a man on his own. I cooked for him every

This woman is a badass and I really hope that her skin graft is successful. Gene therapy is a crazy-awesome field!

what a brave young woman. makes me ashamed of myself - some of the things i complain about.

Thank you. This is a great piece.