I’m not a huge fan of Taylor Swift, but anyone that makes fun of a five year old for liking her music deserves to be kicked in the balls/taco.

My wife’s maiden name is Machinic, pronounced “ma-HEE-nitch.” (Ukrainian/Hungarian.) 99% of Americans pronounced it “Mechanic.” I wonder if young Mr. Mechanic’s forebears simply gave up and embraced the mispronunciation.

You really could have put more than a poultry effort into these eggsasperating puns.

I dig. This is brilliant. Please, pearl clutchers, don’t ruin this by saying she is promoting alcohol consumption. I’m still fuming over Netflix being criticized for their shows including people who are smoking. Stop Bowdlerizing shit. People smoked A LOT till very recently. Also, they still do.

My sister is a meth addict and she says shit like this all the time.

Perhaps he has mad skills in the bedroom, but I doubt it. He seems like the type who spends 1-3 minutes on foreplay, 3 minutes of grunting and then’s he’s putting his pants on while bragging about how great he was.

There aren’t the best men in my dating history, I cringe sometimes thinking about them. But imagine DJT being in your dating history. And imagine being so in love with him that you literally record two songs about him..........good god, there would be no amount of wine or marijuana that could make me less embarrassed…

Does anyone else think that there is some shade in that move? Since Amber is Kayne’s ex.

Also: Katheryn Hahn. She was one of my favorite minor characters in Parks and she’s always so quirky in movies.

This lyric is fucking MY mind. Is it two separate thoughts? Like “I didn’t care about the sex. You wanted to fuck my mind”?

I have a light sensitivity, I had measles that got into my eyes when I was little, I think I remember having to have bandages on my eyes for a few days to keep out the light.

That and they really liked having a lot of unprotected sex. So they must of liked each other... unless the wife is promised X amount of money for each kid had in their prenup.

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I don’t even want to make sense of it.

Yeah. Like fuck the Trumps but wtf, Aubrey? The man was married with a bunch of kids. Why were you involving yourself in that situation? And to now act wronged that he didn’t leave his wife? Trump and Aubrey both look slimy.

My boo was like, “He cheated on his wife for her?” Lol. More like she cheated on her SOUL with him???

Now and then I think of when we were together, like when you told me that your marriage was a lie

Honestly, Bobby, this is the kind of story that absolutely makes my week better. God, there’s just so much incredibly dumb drama involved. It’s so perfect.

Awwww Hell Yes! Just a little disappointed after reading the headline and expecting a series, rather than a movie.

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