Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

This gave me so much joy. I am seriously getting a copy for my goddaughter.

I’m new to this, but when the little guy falls down, I try to either laugh or cheer because I’m bad at not reacting at all and I do this to not freak him out. This is probably how the guys at Jackass got their start.

Chris Harrison himself could walk in while they’re on a date in Botswana asking if this is for the right reason and I’d still watch. This is happening.

Not to be all Lena about it, but if my ex immediately started dating a model, it would fuck with my self-esteem big time.

Buy a copy of this book for every kid in your life! It has a message, it features bunnies, the proceeds go to a worthwhile cause. What else could we ask for?

yes that was brilliant and book too to troll Pence

Bible Thumper.

Good thing there’s a better book choice out there for all of us, just in time for Easter-

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

UMBC played great tonight, but the exhaustion showed. Their play makers who seemed to score with East Friday night were coming up short. They managed to stay in the game and play great defense, but just couldn’t muster the energy to keep up the offense.

There seemed to be a lot of “serious basketball people” on Twitter really pleased to see UMBC get “exposed.” It must be strange to hate fun.

I’ve worked on a comedian college event. Our PR dept always gave them a list of topics to avoid. At least two read the list on stage and made jokes about - they didn’t cut the mics, but they also probably won’t be invited back any time in the near future. And in my mind that is the best way to deal with it. Cutting…

Counterpoint: an ambush of tigers

It is a good one, but not the best. The best is the term for a group of Ravens. An unkindness of ravens.

Simply delightful...this is a Pulitzer-deserving piece of work.

Thanks for the periodic reminder that “murder” of crows is the greatest collective noun in the English language.

Someone get this glorious, soon to be dead spin intern the internet grand prize. Wrap it up.

Seth Davis is waking up with a murder of crows to eat after that. Lol

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