Oh my god. I’ve made a horrible mistake, haven’t I?

Poor kid. At least he got his mom’s cheekbones.

I cannot figure out why they wouldn’t at least test it beforehand without a person behind it (like the book of similar thickness against a tree or something). Did they think there was only one book in existence and they were going to shoot it?

I sure wouldn’t bet on it, especially at close range. Frankly, I wouldn’t want to be shot with anything even if I was wearing body armor, these people are crazy.

(The couple expected the bullet to be stopped by a book held up in front of Ruiz’s chest.)

I think this is Vogue trying to do high-concept comedy and they’re not doing so hot.

OK, here’s where my mind went seeing the first video. When a person with prominent facial moles is made up within inches of her life, do the moles just naturally pop out through the layers of slap? Do the makeup artists have to re-paint the moles on over the veneer? How do the compounds in the makeup know to cover…

Trudeau obviously knew he was full of shit; in fact, most Canadians know he’s full of shit on this - Canadian media have been covering it ever since 45* started spouting off about the imaginary trade deficit during the campaign. No biggie, just the idiot being the idiot.

Two can play at that game. I’d suggest that Justin Trudeau commence negotiations with Trump to sell Alaska back to the United States.

Not gonna lie, I have to go to a funeral this weekend for a man who was very unpleasant towards women and minorities and I’m really tempted to write “Thanks for your input” in the sympathy card. Of course, he wouldn’t see it and his family would, so the message wouldn’t really get to the actual intended target anyway.

Kirstie Alley and I give the same feedback except I’m usually talking to an intern.

This story was the weird segue on NBC Nightly News tonight. The first story was about the student walkouts across the country. The second was the students in their own words talking about it and gun control, in passionate, emotional terms.

One... Missing pet?

It’s characteristic of strategic thinking. You gotta know how to phrase it, and how to find it.

It most certainly is a talent. The talent is in knowing the exact wording to use to find something obscure immediately.

This is literally me. My friends call me the google bitch. It’s a fucking art form. You what to know that random unmarked building’s history? Need to locate a vintage game you don’t know the name of? Need to fact check? That’s what I’m for.

You say that but I work for a museum with a research library and we’ve definitely had professional journalists call us to find the answer to a very basic google question.

You say that but Jesus Fucking Christ the number of times people at my old office came to me to ask me to look something up on Google because they couldn’t find it search after search, and I would find the information in 0.29 seconds... An astonishing number of people are really bad at asking the right questions.…

I agree that it takes no talent to “use Google.” Respectfully, though, I think it is a talent when I can make Google spit out the name of the book my teacher read to us in third grade or find Cole Haan boots that were discontinued six years ago for my husband. That’s Google-fu.

Mark Wahlberg dies in the Perfect Storm. That’s a happy movie ending involving a boat.