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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoner Friend
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sadly the article does not indicate if she smells of wine and cheap perfume

I’m generally pretty eyerolly about karma and energy and that kind of shit, but this is absolutely relatable to me. It’s like meeting a friend’s new boyfriend, feeling vaguely disquieted but having absolutely no specific reason to speak ill of him...and then come to find out years later that he was an abusive,

Looking back on it, you can see the red flag in Cosby’s hyper-fixation on virginity. For example, when Denise elopes and comes home, Cliff asks his new son-in-law if his daughter was a virgin on their wedding night. When the SIL confirmed she was, Cliff has this creepy grin on his face. (I think it was meant to be

Off topic but I was just thinking about James Avery and how great a father figure he was for us teens of color. To all accounts he was equally great off set. I guess I just want to say screw Bill Cosby. Uncle Phil should get more love than he does.

You leave burgundy and green alone! Jewel tones are the only colors that look good on me and I’m sick of everything being dusty pink or beige or cream. Makes me look like a washed out potato.

I have a pair of floral print Docs I bought in ebay a few months ago so I guess I’m inadvertently extra trendy.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

If I could have Adam Rippon and Lin-Manuel Miranda as my personal life coaches, I could take over the entire galaxy before lunch.

That’s how they get you. Cute and cuddly ftw.

Is it otter mating season? This sounds like a very territorial male.

Legitimately cried scrolling through Chrissy’s Instagram today. What a good puppers, my heart breaks for her.

A good dog whose droopy face will find it to the rainbow bridge.

Bravo. Typing that wust have given you a wassive wigraine.

Honestly, Lauren makes more sense than Becca. Becca is clearly smart and savvy, but Lauren is the human equivalent of dry wheat toast. I can’t think of a more boring human. And Arie is the male version of that so it’s a match made in...Scottsdale.

I can see the contract reading something like this: Dump Becca publicly get 15k, Dump privately 0, Pick another bachlerette on air 10K,Propose on live tv, 10K, Film the wedding- free 100K wedding.

“I can’t imagine what’s going through your head right now,” Chris Harrison says to Lauren when she comes out.

he’s a “no thanks, save the bag” shopper. they walk among us.

I’m going to reserve judgment on Meghan Markle until her half-sister’s ex sister-in-law’s podiatrist weighs in. That’s the only way to really know her.

Traditionally the word for your half-sister’s ex-husband is “that asshole”. The word for your half-sister’s ex-husband once removed is “that asshole, you know who I mean.”

That is a very sexy photo. Liev looks manly as hell in those dirty sweatpants and palming that sander, but then he’s got that cute little dog so you know he’s got a sensitive side too...