Fuck off, PC Bro.

Yes, because the most popular sport (soccer) in the world does not have elite talent aggregation by the top teams in every league except MLS.

Kevin Durant: The most notorious traitor since Finn.

No. No, actually, it isn’t. Nice try though.

Way to go, dummy

Well, shit. CBS called it.

*Not

Better start calling the French team Eyjafjallajökull, cause they just erupted all over Iceland!

There’s no surrender in that Frenchman!

They will play hockey all night if need be, even after the ice starts to melt. They will play baseball all night if need be, even after the center fielder is forced to step in as pitcher. They will play basketball all night if need be, even after the fans leave to beat the morning’s rush hour traffic. They will play…

Hockey is a real sport because during the Stanley Cup they play overtime like grown-up athletes until there’s a winner.

Imagine if game 7 of the NBA Finals was tied at the end of regulation, and instead of overtime, they had 5 players from each team shoot a free throw. Now tell me with a straight face that soccer is a real sport.

Any “sport” that ends with a home run derby because nothing happens in the first 2 hours isn’t a sport. Adjust your expectations accordingly

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

I just don’t get it. Especially not after we just saw a championship won by the team that won the lottery three times in four years and led by....the guy they drafted #1 overall.

Yeah

I don’t think that’s how this generally works.

Actually, that’s 100% false.

I can’t explain why but the continued use of “all takes matter” as the name of the show bothers me. It’s not terrible, it just reminds me of that friend you have who refers to Channing Tatum as Magic Mike and acts like it’s still semi-clever on the 900th time.
I mean, I do get not respecting this garbage pile, pube…