Stop using the word “accident”. There are VERY few car “accidents”.
Collisions are caused by negligence of one sort, or another.

I’d rather eat Hot Pockets and masturbate in the dark than watch a UFC pay-per-view.

I caught the “highlights” of this thing on ESPN this morning. It consisted of showing 2 big ugly dudes humping and punching each other on the mat. WTF?

Seeing Fake Tits McGee get bloodied and humiliated was the highlight of my weekend. Congrats Amanda!

I think you are in the minority if you actually liked the card. All I’ve been reading mostly is how awful of a card it was.

Nunes/Tate was probably the best fight on the card.

My legs get sore when I go to the microwave to retrieve my Hot Pocket.

Whatever you do, don’t ask why black people are held to suspicion. The only possible answer is racism. It certainly doesn’t have anything to do with their incredibly high crime and murder rates. In fact, it’s racist just to bring statistics up like that. Everything is racist all the time.

I could also point out that roughly 50% of homocides are committed by African Americans

Last year 306 Black people were shot by police. Oh yeah, last year 581 white people were shot by police. Play your Pokemon. Nobody cares.

“gender of its cast, its rebooting of a beloved franchise, or basically just existing” - I think my issue is it just doesn’t look very good. To me the franchise has always been about humor, cool science, and scary ghosts, but I haven’t laughed at the trailers yet, the science looks dumb (ghost punchers and bear…

That’s the best story you got in your contest? What came in second place, some guy who tried to sneak into box seats but got caught by an usher?

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Anderson Silva looks like he’s dreaming about Hot Pockets in that picture.

I could’ve been a great cyclist, but my love for Hot Pockets was TOO strong. Now I’m 300 pounds and happier than ever!

I thought it was pretty strange when I first heard it. Of course Takei is a well-known gay activist, but Trek is also pretty well-known for avoiding LGBT issues (at least in the main series), and Generations confirmed that the character had at least one heterosexual relationship and had a daughter.

I once ate a Hot Pocket. GIVE ME TICKETS, ASSMUNCHERS!

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

Kaley Cuoco looks dead inside.

Would YOU want to be alone on a yacht with Mark Cuban? Shudders.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.