hoyadan

6/6/17

King of the hill is still Anker’s PowerCore Fusion 5000 when it comes to price, portability and use.

9/8/16

Cheers, Mike!

8/5/16

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

5/9/16

I imagine this is the inner Joe Madden monologue.

Scoreboard. Scoreboard. Scoreboard.

4/26/16

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

4/11/16

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…

3/17/16

“I know nothing about cars except what I personally like...”

2/8/16

11/18/15

this is inaccurate

9/28/15

Somewhere Ryan Fitzpatrick’s son is thinking:

9/12/15

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

8/21/15

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

8/17/15

Maryland drivers are really bad on the freeways. They have no concept of “slower traffic keep right” even when they pass by signs every couple of miles reminding them to move over. So frustrating. And don’t even get me started on the idiocy I routinely see in DC.

8/17/15

That’s sad. Yet we’ll never implement routine testing for elderly drivers, no matter how many people they run over or farmer’s markets they plow in to.

6/17/15

This story is literally the gift that keeps on giving and I never thought the Cardinals would give me the greatest birthday present ever. Between this and the Hawks winning the Cup I feel like I won the fucking lottery.

6/15/15

Scotland, first you blow the save, then you complain about blowing the save, and now you want independence?

6/9/15

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…

6/8/15

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…

5/27/15

My only question is, how do we get “#RelieveBlatter” trending? It’s too good. How did nobody think of this yet?

4/30/14

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.