All the bottles are still white, tho.

It’s the first gorram thing I thought of when I saw that photo.

This is as close to sex with other people that these folks who watch all this Netflix will ever get.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up pills.

This. Like, 25 was a prefectly cromulent and serviceable album, but Lemonade was on an entirely different planet of artistry.

Look, I love Adele, and as much as a fan as I am, I’m not in the Beyhive. But, by what standard is 25 a better album than Lemonade? Like, even Adele seemed to legit recognize that that was some bullshit.

“Hello,” wasn’t nearly that great of a track and I can’t even remember a single other song off that album.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

What I think of when I think of “white people” and “culture.”

pancakes for everyone

This article convinced me I’m an android.

There are a zillion good reasons why neither one of these people should be president, but it’s not gonna work on anyone who wants to say shit like “I live in a solidly blue state, so I have the luxury of voting with my conscience and choosing the candidate I think is best fit for the job, and that’s Dr. Stein.”

Also, puts paid the notion that he was merely being polite. He’s now a liability for whomever employs him in future because he has a documented history of making female colleagues and clients uncomfortable by sexualizing and demeaning them and asking them to physically touch other dudes for kicks. This is delicious.

Honestly, it’s been a blessing. Yeah, we fucked ourselves over comprehensively because we’re xenophobic and don’t believe in facts but look at that orange hot air balloon! I’m pretty sure Theresa May engineered the Bake Off scandals just so no one paid attention to the current shitshow that is UK politics.

Trump is locked inside his Trump tower, it’s a freaking fairytale.

This is the darkest timeline

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS