“But, like actually caring about things isn’t cool, unless I can pretend to care ‘ironically’”-The Current Jezebel Staff

“Has anything good ever come out of drinking other than sex with a pretty girl?”

In my opinion, they should be watched in the order they were originally released. And you dont even really need to watch the 3 newer ones cuz they were pretty meh. So, start with episode IV-VI. Watch I-III if you want to.

It’s a real life Dexter! Except, you know, gross.

Not to mention in their effort to protect one of their own and shower accolades on him, the police department just brought further attention to the countless cases this detective was involved in. If I was the attorney for any of those convicted I would absolutely insist that their cases be reopened, as I sincerely…

I read a facebook comment yesterday from someone who unironically said (paraphrased) “It isn’t personal prejudice, I’m not racist, and it’s not about how I was raised, but I simply don’t like being around Muslim people, and I don’t trust them. Period. I just don’t feel comfortable around them.”

Really? Along the lines of Firefly/Serenity?

I guess actually being a criminal made it easier for Det. Abbott to make all those prosecutions and convictions the chief of police is so proud of.

Fuck that, he was a child predator who used the police resources and pretexts to prey on children.

“In spite of these recent developments ...we are grateful for the contributions Det. Abbott made during his time with Manassas City Police...”

“We looked at the races of all the complainants, and they all just said ‘deceased’, so we don’t think anything racial is going on.”

This month I fully investigated myself and found myself guilty of being awesome. This, of course, was a completely unbiased investigation with comprehensive notes and interviews with my grandparents who know me to be without any flaws whatsoever. I’m pretty much perfect in every way.

Wars not make one great.

4. Maddie explained to me that this Star War takes place in a galaxy “far far away,” but what is the exact unit of “far” here?

I thought the answer was 42?

i started answering some of these questions and then felt like an idiot while doing so

Kara, Yoga is dead I’m sorry

I could answer most of these questions, but I sense...I sense...

Force ghost, he could be. Hmmmm?