Yeah what is that? That seems like a really odd thing to put in a mission statement.

“(no dying cats allowed)“

The feminism of those terrible not-Marilyn-Monroe quotes: “If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.” To justify acting like a five year old.

It smacks of a middle school substitute teacher who wants to be liked and accepted by the kids, when all they need to do is play the video the teacher left and make sure nobody takes off with the hall pass.

I’m really tired of being told I’m going to reclaim the word “bitch.” Reclaim it from what? It never had positive connotations. It’s a word for an animal. And we can use it as much as we want and insist it’s positive and belongs to us, but people will still use it as a gendered attack.

The copywriting is so terrible it sounds like they could have lifted it from the description of a new line of graphic t’s from urban outfitters.

“Crazy Woman: 1/2 mile.”? Ugh. As someone with mental health problems, it really rubs me the wrong way when people refer to themselves as “crazy” in a cute way like that

It’s Spice Girls feminism.

Sounds like a complete paradigm shift!

In other words, another website out there trying to define me by my genitals.

That’s exactly how it comes off. It isn’t you.

Maybe it’s because I’m not having the greatest of days, but I immediately thought of better p words than “pretty”...

Jesus effing christ do they need to cool it on the lists of adjectives.

Is it disruptive, though?

I bet it’s going to be some “let’s put some sprinkles and pink bows on patriarchy and call it empowerment” type of shit.

This looks like a precocious 13 year old’s tumblr? WHY THAT COLOR SCHEME?

Me to this guy, “Not enough sugar! I pour in extra sugar then mix in little cereal marshmallows and candy bits!! Sugarz!!!”

Fuuuuuuuuckin shut up, random store dude. I hate that so much. Equally bad, yoga pants lady staring at items in my cart “I so wish I could eat that!” Guess what lady, I’m gonna!

I love Chobani. Haters to the left.