Well, at this point he only has one option then:

this looks like it should be written on a high school bathroom wall somewhere

Beards don’t melt steel beams!!!1!

I can’t fathom any man really thinking that falling into a vagina sounds appealing. Way too many ways to permanently break your dick should you miss in said base jump.

a vagina is actually not a manhole.

We shouldn’t be surprised to learn that she did not make that call. She may not even have noted/remembered the address. I’m not going to expect that much clarity from a person raped hours before. When I was raped, I drove with the police hours and hours until I even found the neighborhood where I’d been taken. It’s…

Few can resist the vaginal gravity well. That’s why women should avoid congregating; it could create a world-destroying uterine singularity.

I bet when he orgasms he yells “GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

You were walking around without pants and she didn’t have pants on. You trip and fall into her vagina with your penis fitting perfectly. Really?

ew ew ew. this is too much like my rape story, where i woke up (naked) with him humping my leg. i’m not sure what happened when i was drugged but i don’t think i really want to.

“He said that he did fall onto her and his penis may have penetrated her vagina,” Davies said.

And Lena be like

literally no one is blaming Lena Dunham, dude

God, she annoys me even when the dumb thing she’s involved in isn’t even her fault.

You have actual talent and you’re at the top of your game and you’re praising Kris Jenner, whose only talent is garnering unwarranted media attention? I’m done with your Ms. Dunham.

I went to the technical Emmys once and we spent about 20 minutes before the show filming “reactions”. Cheering, laughing, clapping, etc. They definitely be editing for the best reactions. Maybe Kris was in the bathroom during the joke.

“She turned me into a newt!”

me

SHE’S A WITCH!

Aw, shit, that other Lena Dunham even wore the same outfit.