There's a big difference between mandatory reporting for offenses against children, and mandatory reporting for offenses against adults. (Though, I should note, while the reasoning is that children cannot decide for themselves, or are not capable of reporting themselves, even mandatory reporting for offenses against…

Well...yes, and no. On the campus of my alma mater, all 911 calls were re-routed to the campus police who were, quite frankly, as useful as an asshole on an elbow. In order to call the police, someone would have to either find the police non-emergency number, a difficult task even when not traumatized, or leave…

Just fyi, a new report came out saying that college students are actually less likely to be raped than those the same age who don't go to college.

Many parts are STILL true though. She doesn't invalidate everything else that happened independently.

I hate that school can handle sexual assault outside the criminal justice system. That being said I totally get why people don't want to go to the police. The justice system needs to step up. I can't say this enough.

so much hormones

I'm Hispanic—let me tell you about how white people do not have the market cornered on parents letting their kids do crazy shit. Not by a damn sight.

FTFY

Right? Not to support this Shit Dad, but I laughed at the report of the bush beer can... seriously? How is that even noteworthy?

Lingerie clad or not, a party of 150-200 teenagers sounds completely insufferable.

I love how Pelosi pushes him away at the end.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

Can you blame him? A woman turning away in disgust is Boehner's version of enthusiastic consent.

"But, but, but... she's a woman!" He's giving her a compliment! :(

Those lovely baby blues are saying "wanna play? I got a collection of cat heads."

I am legit disgusted here, not just because John Boehner is a blight on my state and on the House, but because in WHAT WORLD is it okay or appropriate to kiss a coworker? That's sexual harassment 101.

Angela Merkel sympathizes.

I have an idea of how she ended up in this position. This was her original plan: