(Male here, hello)

I get this idea, but I feel like it can have the reverse affect. And it’s interesting how it becomes totally inappropriate if the subject is changed, even slightly. For example:

Yes, because I was never looking at pornography when I was 16. Or 14, for that matter.

Speaking of combining lineages, I’ve heard of some creative ideas surrounding names. I had a teacher in high school, whose name was Pickwall. It was a combination of the couple’s last names, Pick and Wall (don’t remember whose was which).

Follow-up side note, this is one of the many reasons I do not say “congratulations,” upon hearing someone is pregnant. My first thought is, “hope it was consensual,” second is, “hope it was planned or at least a ‘happy’ accident,” and third thought is, “I hope it’s uneventful and that you make it through.”

But the “government” didn’t step up. It was the Supreme Court in Brown vs The Board of Education, Roe vs Wade. It was the people stepping up.

And the 750mL bottle of Jack Daniels I drank 2 weekends ago.

Wow, that takes a lot of skill. I am impressed and bow before thee, for I am not worthy!

I had MSN Messenger (pre-Windows Live), Yahoo Messenger, and AIM when I was in middle school. I have been cybering and sexting to varying degrees for...like 14 years? I sexted before I even had a smartphone. The awkward phase of sexting matched with the awkward phase of my life.

Pff. I would have them all in one of those image vault applications, that encrypts the photos.

I used to sext at work, lol. The point for me was kind of like “I’m working, but this is what I’d rather be doing, if I could.”

I like both. But I think my favorite of the whole group is tzatziki (which is made with yogurt).

Yeah, I really don’t think I’ve ever met someone who was “pretty” on the inside. Inside, we’re all pretty gross and full of gooey parts.

Come on, Alanis Morissette was doing it long before Lady Gaga! If God can’t do it, nobody can!

I know it’s based on fiction (and many other complaints people have about the show), but I was not aware of the conflict between transvestism and transgender(-ism?) that was depicted in Transparent. Is that actually a thing? I wonder if that’s where part of the comment is coming from?

And John Stewart said the most amazing things about her on the Daily Show. I was rooting for her.

Really? Mr. Neckbeard with chest hair is attractive? Meh.

Dude, naw. Just naw.

I’m a reverend of the Universal Life Church and I approve of this message.

Get out and vote or LEAVE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, YOU PIECES OF SHIT.