Well then you can excuse me while I wash my car, water my lawn, play a round of golf on a course with green grass, and eat a handful of almonds.
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Preach. I lost 40 lbs this past year eating a lot of nutrient dense/healthy fat heavy salads.
On July 30, 23-year old Meenakshi Kumari and her 15-year-old sister were sentenced to be gang-raped by a group of…
nah... the ‘whole shrimp’ thing stamps pool shift all over this crispy crunchy mess.
If only. We would have been done before 1 p.m. and had bellinis.
*Reads BCO*
Never date or marry anyone who treats a restaurant server or bartender like shit. Words to live by.
This is what has been bothering me about Republican small government arguments. To be pro-small government, you have to genuinely believe that people are fundamentally good and they will help each other out. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF CAPITALISM. Obviously it’s not in a fast food restaurant’s best interest to provide…
That prancing ninnyhammer is about as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.
My mum died suddenly and I had to look after my sister, so I got a job in a burger place which had a secret ingredient they wouldn’t disclose to anyone. One of the other staff lost a finger and I found it in the mincer so I was worried the secret ingredient was people. I went to snoop around one night when the place…
No. Just no. This would make me the opposite of relaxed and I’d spend the whole time fretting about what I need to be getting ready and literally cannot because I am away from the planning. It’s that cyclical stress that I feel is necessary but I can’t do anything about it, and wrecks havoc on my fingernails. And if I…
People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.
I’m going through a really shitty time right now. But I gotta be honest, all this great liberal progress is helping.
Like a Salty Dog, but with perhaps a touch more... BITTERS?!
I’m waiting for a brewery to roll out a Scalia IPA, which will check in at a mouth-puckering 200 International Bitterness Units.
I just rediscovered Bonnie Raitt. Have gender divisions like this always been around?
This means I can have Samira Wiley. Truth be told, I'd end up with Lea De Laria. She reminds me of my husband with better hair.