That fucker has been pretty much money at everything he’s done up to now. Baseball player. Basketball player. GM.

If you are still fertile, would you bear my children?

God Bless America at baseball games is a goddamn national travesty. Worse than Curt Schilling.

Fuck you. No one hates the troops. They hate stupid policy. And if you can’t discern the difference, fuck you again.

So very wrong.

“wasn’t great”? You misspelled “sucked balls”

Bring back the donger.

+1 pig.

He did kinda flip his Whig there.

I remember watching Fidrych on TV when we’d drive halfway across the fucking world to visit my grandparents in Bay City. I can trace a significant portion of my baseball obsession to seeing Fidrych throw a baseball.

Technically, it’s a low five.

Always come here for the baseball-related masturbation references.

You know what?

Sweet Jesus.

About one-quarter through this, I sent the URL to my brother, another 40-something ex-baseball player. (I pitched, he played infield, but he appreciates the ethic.) “I haven’t read all this yet, but I think you should.”

Came here for me-too pain and agony and fuck-I’m-a-Mariners-fan.

So Mariners.

+1 Adding to my company’s corporate style guide, which has no boxing references at all. Wondering how long it will be before someone notices.

Things are so bad in 49er land that fans were getting boners over the possibility of Mike Holmgren taking the coaching job. He hasn’t coached since, well, before he was dead I think, and that’s been at least 15 years.

I do. Once or twice a year, whether I need it or not.