Rude. #NotAllChiropractors! My chiropractor is excellent and does not tell me not to get vaccines. (Why the fuck would a chiropractor even care? Stay in your lane chiropractors!) These people are bizarre...

She or her parents faked her age. I get friend requests from my 11 and 12 year old students, most of them barely pubescent girls, all the time. It is beyond uncomfortable and so innapropriate. I go straight to their parents.

Why is an 11 year old on Facebook?

Thanks, y’all! ::blushes (but I’m black and you wouldn’t be able to tell)::

Nothing wrong with that. I mean, this was hilarious, but it isn’t like that’s expected all the time. You’re a serious contributor with a real voice. The site’s lucky to have the commentariat that it does, and you’re a part of that.

I think I’m more strident and wordy than glib and funny.

Air Force veteran. Same here ::raises hand::

It is so wrong that you haven’t been ungreyed yet.

I had SO MANY SELF RIGHTEOUS born-again high school friends who were against pre-marital sex. Except when they did it it was okay because it was Twu Wuv and they were for sure going to marry him so it’s almost not even pre-marital sex, right?

As a former Marine, I’ll have you know that’s called, “basic training.”

She really is her mother’s daughter.

Yep, like her mother she is a pathological liar.

I’m mostly just amused at how angry she is that the rest of the world doesn’t realize it’s DIFFERENT when she has sex outside of marriage. Yes, she’s spent a lot of time, and earned a lot of money, telling other women it’s a horrible sin and they’re going to hell if they ever do it, but it’s just not FAIR that other…

That always amuses me no end. “Swearing is a terrible sin, so I will never do it! Instead, I will substitute a few symbols for letters in common swear words, because I believe the god I worship is so stupid he doesn’t understand what I’m really saying.”

How Reagan-esque. That should have been a selling point.

I mean she literally made a quarter of a million dollars with her abstinence-only speeches. So yeah, dollar signs seem appropriate. She has a lot of dollars.

This chick is incapable of owning her shit. It’s pathological. Media got it wrong? It’s literally right there in black and white, Bristol.

Stop explaining yourself, Bristol. We don’t care that you’re having another baby out of wedlock! Honest! You do you. I was more concerned with the fact that the birth announcement literally made it sound like you just found out you have terminal cancer.

It’s sure a good thing she used all those dollar-signs, otherwise she would have said “Assholes”.