Maybe Tiffany will get custody of Barron.

Talking of Tiffany is this going to end like Downfall with Tiffany and Barron cycling off into the sunset to freedom as the rest of the Trump dynasty are all placed into the back of police cars?

Probably an unpopular opinion here, but by him asking the stupid question, Cowan here is the stand-in for the clueless male viewer - and thus elicits the clip-worthy (and meme-worthy) cackling response from Stone. Let’s face it: if the dumb question did not receive such a glorious reaction, we wouldn’t be reminded…

“Do not set his suit on fire. Do not set his suit on fire. Do not set his suit on fire.”

I keep staring at the sweater and thinking, “How luxurious...”

STONE: [inhales deeply] I’ve been in this business for 40 years, Lee.

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

You need to be honest. You need to be up front. Tell her there are bad people, but not everyone is bad. Re-educate her on what is good and what is bad touching. Tell her she should enjoy gymnastics and not let the possibility of bad people keep her from it. Tell her she can tell you anything and you will listen,…

Every night I read gymnastics books with my preteen daughter, who eats, sleeps, breathes gymnastics. I read these stories and I hate the subtext. And I fear that my daughter will hear about this shit from her gymnastics friends. Because I have no idea how to explain this to her.

Sadly, at this point the only news that would be shocking is a gymnast saying she wasn’t sexually abused by this f*ing guy.

I haven’t followed this story beyond too many of the Deadspin headlines (because Jesus Christ this whole thing is awful). Besides Nassar, is anyone else being investigated? Is it actually possible that nobody else in USA Gymnastics knew what a creeper this guy was? I am basically just hoping that anyone who…

So when are we burning USA Gymnastics and the Michigan State athletic department to the ground? I’ve been stockpiling kerosene and long matches for 6 months now.

obviously i hope he spends eternity with Satan’s boyfriend in that South Park movie but does anyone else find it odd/strange that the sentence for child pornography is greater than sexual misconduct? are those mutually exclusive or does child pornography include sexual misconduct with a minor? in any event he should…

Say what you will, but to me no amount of suffering this monster will endure will be enough to repair all the lives he’s ruined. If there’s any justice, he’ll suffer immensely, every day, for the rest of his life.

“In hospital” no doubt.

...delivered of a daughter......

I’ll see your off-topicedness and raise you: In this case, I believe of is part of the phrasal verb “deliver of” and not a preposition. That’s an archaic use of the word deliver that’s synonymous with relieve (“deliver us from evil” for a classic example).

Dude that’s nonsense. His brother is a widely respected biologist. The Evergreen incident was a beat up, fueled by immature student activists looking for a scapegoat, and as a progressive I say that with no relish. He didn’t criticize all diversity initiatives, in fact he’d been a vocal supporter in the past. He…

We built these restaurants so that our guests could have fun and indulge, but I took that too far in my own behavior.

This is what these people do. They take the smallest grain of truth and blow it up to something totally different. It *may* be true that men’s brains *tend* to handle certain tasks better than a woman’s brain tends to, and that a woman’s brain *may* tend to handle certain tasks better than a man’s brain, but that is…