No Palin is capable of dignity and grace.

Based on her quote, maybe she really doesn’t know how babies are made. It sounds almost like this is just something that happened to her, not anything she actually had responsibility for.

He’s cut family funding in New Jersey though. I mean, granted, our reproductive rights are still better than they are in other states, but if cutting any public health funding will lead to successful pandering, he’ll definitely do it.

I will never not judge this woman after I saw her and her mother interviewing a lady about something and when the lady said that she made her living as a teacher, Bristol and Sarah both sneered. FUCKING SNEERED.

Yeah - the timing, it is curious. My question is: Why did she feel the need to make an announcement at all? I mean, she’s in Alaska, right? It’s not like most of us are going to run into her and see her bump while we’re grocery shopping.

Yeah, there’s no way it’s Meyer’s kid, is there? If it were his, the wedding would have been sped up, not called off.

First, a mommy and daddy fall in love. Then, daddy asks for a threesome with mommy and her best friend, the one that looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Mommy says fine but if only they have another threesome with daddy’s boss, the one who looks like a well-built Barack Obama. Then daddy loses his cool and accuses mommy of…

I’m more inclined to think she got knocked up by some side piece, and Meyer broke it off when he found out. Else, why no mention of him whatsoever in that post? It would explain why she comes across so depressed and dripping with shame.

How is babby formed?

I’m beginning to think there’s no form of birth control in Alaska.

Chris Christie strikes me as the kind of politician who is going to be too busy lining his pockets and bullying other people to have energy left over for policing my uterus. I guess that makes him my favorite Republican candidate by default.

I confess I feel kind if bad for her. She's so deluded. Too bad she can't just admit she likes sex, get an IUD and have fun.

<—From Jersey also. It was sickening. I had to remind my mother repeatedly: "No. Mom. He's a scumbag. Here's why:"

Sex is awesome. So it birth control. Granted it’s not like she’s been popping out kids since her first one. Who knows? She could have been on it and got pregnant anyway. It happens (although not as much as people would like you to believe).

So she calls off her engagement. A month later, she’s forced to admit she’s pregnant.

It’s a sad commentary on our country that I’m thinking Jeb Bush is the most reasonable Republican candidate. It’s going to be Bush v. Clinton and I will have to hang my head in shame abroad.

Nooooooooooooo.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Since I used Colbert earlier, I’ll swap it up to show my excitement for the upcoming shit train that will be the Republican Primary.

You know what concerns me about this? The east coast. The east coast concerns me about this. And all because his response to hurricane Sandy was halfway decent. My parents, bless their fucking hearts, only need to know that he responded well to a hurricane in order to vote for him for president (they were affected by…