“I stand corrected” - said the man in orthopedic shoes.

“drive-by” opinions on aviation law?

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

He’s one-for-21 since the all-star break. Is it too soon to say the home run derby has permanently ruined his swing?

Wypipo

if you don’t know, I would think context clues would be a good start.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

Well if the Sox don’t wanna eat the contract, I’m sure Pablo will.

My dad and I saw this live and, being good baseball people, immediately scoffed at that answer. Then we turned to each other and basically were like, “holy shit, that’s a lot of RBIs”.

Reasonable? 73 isn’t even reasonable!

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

It’s not so much poorly educated as in “barely educated” and more like poorly educated as in “educated incorrectly”.

The monuments definitely have to go. I don’t know what you two have against blankets though.

Which is...kinda the point of the article? They don’t have to say anything, so why choose to say something, and then say something so insipid.

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

It’s so great we all understand percentages!

I’m sure it helps you sleep at night, but they probably love the first born more anyway.