Kind of dickish — but at least you didn’t tell us about who you played with as a kid.

Didn’t touch any of the bases. Good dog but a bad base runner.

It was clearly satire. You just missed it.

It’s a real shame he couldn’t get a ring.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

I mean, the dude is up there advocating for the termination of up to 4 police officers for the kinds of shit that every other department has thus far tried to ignore and sweep under the rug. Cut the fucking guy a break. By all accounts he’s doing the right thing. He can use every bit of cop speak in the world if it’s…

And, to continue this logic, there is no such thing as a great woman athlete, because men are better at all the sports.

They took I-Ochocinco the entire way.

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

I played right field in little league.

Interpretation, much like last night’s Cavs defense, is open.

The one that’s bugging me is that ‘some teenager and also Jamie Foxx’ movie. CERTIFIED 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES YEAH BRO.

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

I saw that as well. It was called “How to lose an NBA Championship in 10 Days” I think.

“Ohh, sure....you give him credit for a whole minute.”

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

Exactly. He had, like, actual information.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

He once hit like 7 3's and lead his injured, demoralized, and over matched team to a game 3 win over the Cav’s...

I was at that game, sitting way up in the balcony on the other side of the court. When that happened, I was like “HOW THE HELL DIDN’T THEY CALL THAT??”