This is good

pretty good

I think #2 is the only thing that could possibly pass as a causal explanation.

Luke Kennard is so good, you could almost say he is like a STAR TREKing through the ACC..........you can almost say that. But not really.

Very close... but really all fans in each city can be lumped into obnoxious groups - including my city, but I’m different. I get it.

This is actually pretty good

This is witty as hell and I like it.

I don’t know anyone that ever called him a “great hitter” but I think he has been regarded as a really good player and the general consensus seems to be he is vastly under-performing this season.

That was very good

Yea, so just normalize it by number of attempts.

THAT is funny. Good job.

I guess. But why not feel happy for him after he was an integral part of the 2007 team? Has he earned nothing?

I hope that “fuck you Coco” was facetious. How the hell can you be mad at a player who was traded away from your Red Sox?

“Per Pro Football Reference, a comparison of Stafford’s numbers in his first 84 games before Cooter took over, and in what he’s done in the 16 games since”

Yea I feel queasy right now.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Couldn’t “sample” refer to a sample of the whole donation population that gave him money?

How the hell do you open a keg?

This comment is somehow simultaneously low hanging fruit and pure genius. I like it.

Hahahahaha that is so good