In defense of the Cowboys (and the rest of the NFL)...

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…

I think you’re choosing to overlook some tremendous downfield coverage on the first down play.

Joule thief!

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

A great chewing gum substitute, if you ask me.

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Think of the hours her publicists billed to diffuse a situation they should have prevented.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

*whispers* Click the link in the last line of my story.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

First it takes a ton of skill to be able to hit a 100mph baseball period. Even major league players struggle to do that.