If it bleeds, it leads. 

Keep the school. Get rid of the athletics.

New amusement ride open.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS EYES GOD MAKE IT STOP.

I expect Dennis Rodman to be doing this.

The dog.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh so that’s what it is. But she totally digs ME though.

Those things are massive.

Goddamn Rick

Hitchcock’s wet dream

It counts

I think the referee begs to differ.

It’s rough here in Michigan. They are the only sports glimmer of hope at the moment, which is saying something.

Relax

Stop pissing the bed.

wut

Same

ha remember that time he raped someone, that was great.

They probably want to personalize the service. Not sure why this is so inconvenient. Who cares.

Looks like he got his wisdom teeth out.