howelljenkins
Howell Jenkins
howelljenkins

Well, barring the doozies, like cheating, abuse, drug/alcohol problems, I’d say most relationships just kind of crumble over a period of time under the pressure of several little things that don’t get discussed and just add to the pile of resentment. Not talking explicitly about what you expect from each other in all

Beauty and concert thread

Tell me something GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Tell me that you LIIIIIIIKE IT! Come on good bitches and bastards, chime in share the GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

In my heart of hearts, that dog knew there was suffering around him, and grabbed the dog food and left in search of affected dogs in need of food. You can pry this headcanon out of my cold, dead hands.

I never post on SNS because I’m perma-grey but I’m feeling good and I want to share.

Evening Jezzies how are you all tonight?

You guys, I just got my hair professionally colored for the first time in more than a year and this is so shallow but now I feel invincible. What is your self-indulgent beauty thing that makes you feel like a superhero fairy queen? I want to do all of them.

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or

My partner feels strongly about passing on his last name and thinks his heritage/history/family tie is important and wonders how people will recognize us as a family unit if we all have different last names.

The Code 45* hidden message is reflecting a pretty somber vibe from Trump’s subconscious today - but first, some background. I mentioned the other day that Trump’s most common skin hue is Pantone Burnt Orange, but a colour expert noted that a combination of all his various skin shades would render Pantone Gold Flame -

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to

I don’t get how TSwift is good and KPerry is bad. It’s the same pop. Neither is great really. Talented and skilled sure. But they aren’t great musicians putting out incredible work that could potentially change the direction of music. It’s pop music. It’s fun, funny, catchy, and awful all at the same time just like

No, I liked it. Pls draw red lines over stuff to show me where the crisis actors rode in on chem trails.

With the fleshy, Pantone Burnt Orange bag of skin that hosts 45*’s subconscious fleeing the demands of its actual job and heading to Arizona to feed on the unconditional love of its fans, Donald’s subconscious has clearly relaxed and eased up on the cries for help embedded in the daily Tweets from which I distill the C

From the perspective of mitigating damage, yup, good news. From the perspective of ‘dear god, why won’t the bullshit end’ it’s barftastic. Sort of like having a truck full of fertilizer get dumped on the open end of your Grandma’s casket that caught on fire during her funeral. The fire’s out. Yay I guess.

I read something once that stuck with me about male privilege and toxic masculinity. I don’t beat women, but all of the men who do make that look like an accomplishment where I can brag that “I’ve never beat a woman.” It wouldn’t occur to me to brag about “I’ve never burned down an orphanage” because nobody does

You probably weren’t picking up signals incorrectly- I think sometimes people enjoy the flirty-ness, so they put off telling the person they are flirting with that they are attached so they can enjoy the flirting as long as possible.

I’m thinking it’s a product of male entitlement. Everything that you said is exactly what I’m going through at this moment. I’m 32 and married. We have three kids and I’m pregnant with twins (surrogacy). He seems to think that pregnancy is the easiest thing that I shouldn’t be b*tching about wanting help and such, yet

Trump has not been unfaithful to any of his wives, especially Melania

When my daughters were babies I made all of their non-breast milk food, and those spoiled little shits ate good. There were definitely times that I went to the freezer for some baby food because I hadn’t been grocery shopping in a few days and there was nothing to eat but I wanted a snack.