On the plus side, it’s an absolutely shit game with horrifically dated graphics and animations and gameplay straight out of Farmville (but 3d... Woo.). Walk up to a thing, press an interact button, wait, repeat forever, so nobody is missing anything of value if they skip it.

Yeah, the answer was a boring grind. It's entirely shippable.

A better word there would probably be "simple" vampire survivors is cheap and good, but that's because it was very limited in scope.

Nah, I never replay games. But it is still nice to be able to migrate games I'm currently playing to the next generation if there are some I haven't finished yet.

Lol, feels like it wasn't that long ago that they ended their last attempt at being a streaming video service

“100 times higher than during the Famicom era”

It looks fine.

My guess? Workaround for a bug that was easier to fix by disabling the ability to steal them entirely.

I think specs-wise, the steam deck is a damn good place. Graphics-heavy games are less than ideal on it anyways since, after a certain point they chew through the battery so fast you're better off switching to a different device and a bigger battery means an even heavier device when it's already pushing the limits of…

It's very clearly parody.

The steam deck is $359 right now. lmao.

My steam deck and the other modern handheld systems beg to differ.

They're saying vaping is embarrassing af. And it is.

Someone else is going to die in her place. Based on the conclusion of the first bit, I suspect things are going to be quite a bit different moving forward.

Yup, there’s no reasonable way to predict how much this could cost the dev and could easily outrun their profit over time. I'm a customer with a desktop, steam deck, laptop, and family sharing with two kids, that’s a lot of potential installs from a single purchase.

In that picture, Mercy could easily be 15 and Pharah 10.  Not that I give a shit about any of these, but come on...

That's fine. After botw, its dlc, and totk, the games weaknesses (especially that dated, mediocre combat) has really worn thin.

That is really terrible for all of the employees, but man, reading through that list of their ips, nearly every series they were responsible for fell into my “how does this mediocre series keep getting new entries?!” bucket.

God there's such a huge disconnect between what the majority of modern gamers want and what the heads of these studios want. All of these studios heads bragging about the length of their tedious open world games are meant with frustration and a sense of being overwhelmed. We don't want longer games! There are too many…

Yup, they were cool as shit as a kid, but action platformers have come a long way since then (despite this series refusing to evolve along with them).